woah... woah... →
a good screen saver. or a very bad one. depends on your state of mind.
As we open a pack of starbursts...
Me: I want a red one. Is that one (that you're handing me) red?
Ed: yeahh... It always goes Red, pink, yellow, orange..
Me: uhh what happens when you open the other end?
Ed: omg... Yeah!! Huh!!! Wow. Never thought of it that way!
WHAT THE F*CK →
jesus i hate the police (say it: PO-LEASE)
My sister can SING: Maps Cover →
I found the perfect job.
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too...