You Hold the Water!: Archive

Life Story

by Tennessee Williams After you’ve been to bed together for the first time, without the advantage or disadvantage of any prior acquaintance, the other party very often says to you, Tell me about yourself, I want to know all about you, what’s your story? And you think maybe they really and truly do sincerely want to know your life story, and so you light up a cigarette...

Apr 27th

Feb 26th

New book!

Opening passage taken from “The Magic Flute”: Speaker: Stranger, what do you seek or ask from us? Tamino: Friendship and love. Speaker: And are you prepared even if it costs you your life? Tamino: I am.

Feb 24th

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Jan 22nd

Weird...

M’s post 11 hours ago: ” A Good Match Me: What is your favorite fruit? Ryan: ...

Jan 22nd

Deciding Life Insurance Beneficiaries

Parent: “don’t worry, you won’t die!” Me: “but what if I don’t want (this person) to have 50%?” Parent: “Elizabeth, you’ll be dead.” …talk about a circular discussion.

Jan 22nd

Jan 21st

A Good Match

Me: What is your favorite fruit?
Ryan: Pebble.
Me: Hmm. Mine is Ryan Seacrest

Jan 21st

“I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second...”

– American Beauty. Awesome monologue.

Jan 15th

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Dec 18th

Although not the focus of the convo, this is a...

Noreallyimfine: 	its like i worry about the end of the movie before the opening credits are even over.
zkrazy1z: 	is this a metaphor?
Noreallyimfine: 	no i'm talking about Jurassic Park.
Noreallyimfine: 	yes, its a metaphor.
zkrazy1z: 	blow me

Dec 18th

Dec 14th

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Dec 10th

I have a huge bathroom.

Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST I am a female in my mid 60’s and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that...

Dec 10th

“And as for your gift, I know you REALLY want a Tiffany’s bracelet with the...”

– Funny Quotes by People I Love

Dec 9th

Dec 8th

Dec 1st

Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs →

Dec 1st

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Nov 25th

Watch

Not sure why I found this so humorous. The cat is trying to get the camera man.

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

Elevator Disco! →

Nov 21st

SPIDER DRAWING FOLLOW UP →

wow. awesome.

Nov 21st

Man Tries to Pay Bill With Spider Drawing →

I can only aspire to be so awesome. Sorry for my absence. Graduate school is sucking my life from me. Not in a sexy Edward-Cullen way either. >:-[ <—Vampire.

Nov 21st

“Whats inside? Aliens? Big Foot? Arc of the covenant? … That only leaves one...”

– NCIS episode. Awsome. :) (Mal, where have you been?!)

Nov 21st