by Tennessee Williams After you’ve been to bed together for the first time, without the advantage or disadvantage of any prior acquaintance, the other party very often says to you, Tell me about yourself, I want to know all about you, what’s your story? And you think maybe they really and truly do sincerely want to know your life story, and so you light up a cigarette...
Opening passage taken from “The Magic Flute”: Speaker: Stranger, what do you seek or ask from us? Tamino: Friendship and love. Speaker: And are you prepared even if it costs you your life? Tamino: I am.
M’s post 11 hours ago: ” A Good Match Me: What is your favorite fruit? Ryan: ...
Deciding Life Insurance Beneficiaries
Parent: “don’t worry, you won’t die!” Me: “but what if I don’t want (this person) to have 50%?” Parent: “Elizabeth, you’ll be dead.” …talk about a circular discussion.
A Good Match
Me: What is your favorite fruit?
Me: Hmm. Mine is Ryan Seacrest
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second...– American Beauty. Awesome monologue.
Although not the focus of the convo, this is a...
Noreallyimfine: its like i worry about the end of the movie before the opening credits are even over.
zkrazy1z: is this a metaphor?
Noreallyimfine: no i'm talking about Jurassic Park.
Noreallyimfine: yes, its a metaphor.
zkrazy1z: blow me
I have a huge bathroom.
Date: 2008-11-06, 4:01AM EST I am a female in my mid 60’s and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money. I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home. My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it. I do ask that...
And as for your gift, I know you REALLY want a Tiffany’s bracelet with the...– Funny Quotes by People I Love
Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs →
Not sure why I found this so humorous. The cat is trying to get the camera man.
Elevator Disco! →
SPIDER DRAWING FOLLOW UP →
Man Tries to Pay Bill With Spider Drawing →
I can only aspire to be so awesome. Sorry for my absence. Graduate school is sucking my life from me. Not in a sexy Edward-Cullen way either. >:-[ <—Vampire.
Whats inside? Aliens? Big Foot? Arc of the covenant? … That only leaves one...– NCIS episode. Awsome. :) (Mal, where have you been?!)
Obama has a smart idea. →
thanks, @mashable. by the way, you’re sexy.
Holy Crap. This is one intense defense system.... →
Only the sweds. This disturbs me. and yet, intrigues me. hahaha. Looks dangerous for both parties…
well, i have an unhealthy relationship with someone who has an unhealthy...– In response to my simple status update that said I had an unhealthy relationship with flannel.