April 26, 2009

Life Story

by Tennessee Williams

After you’ve been to bed together for the first time,
without the advantage or disadvantage of any prior acquaintance,
the other party very often says to you,
Tell me about yourself, I want to know all about you,
what’s your story? And you think maybe they really and truly do

sincerely want to know your life story, and so you light up
a cigarette and begin to tell it to them, the two of you
lying together in completely relaxed positions
like a pair of rag dolls a bored child dropped on a bed.

You tell them your story, or as much of your story
as time or a fair degree of prudence allows, and they say,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
each time a little more faintly, until the oh
is just an audible breath, and then of course

there’s some interruption. Slow room service comes up
with a bowl of melting ice cubes, or one of you rises to pee
and gaze at himself with mild astonishment in the bathroom mirror.
And then, the first thing you know, before you’ve had time
to pick up where you left off with your enthralling life story,
they’re telling you their life story, exactly as they’d intended to all
along,

and you’re saying, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
each time a little more faintly, the vowel at last becoming
no more than an audible sigh,
as the elevator, halfway down the corridor and a turn to the left,
draws one last, long, deep breath of exhaustion
and stops breathing forever. Then?

Well, one of you falls asleep
and the other one does likewise with a lighted cigarette in his mouth,
and that’s how people burn to death in hotel rooms.

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February 25, 2009
Yes! I understand now the difference between a pony and a horse.

Yes! I understand now the difference between a pony and a horse.

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February 23, 2009

New book!

Opening passage taken from “The Magic Flute”:

Speaker: Stranger, what do you seek or ask from us?

Tamino: Friendship and love.

Speaker: And are you prepared even if it costs you your life?

Tamino: I am.

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February 19, 2009
Lunch break location! Probably the most “break friendly” place I could find… Excepting a bed.

Lunch break location! Probably the most “break friendly” place I could find… Excepting a bed.

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I thought “what a cool park to have in an apartment development!”

Until I read their pro-discrimination policy!!!
(see Rule #1 for People)

I thought “what a cool park to have in an apartment development!”

Until I read their pro-discrimination policy!!! (see Rule #1 for People)

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My Bootie thus far:

-jungle cruise map
-club 33
-Haunted mansion certificate
-wheel house on mark twain certificate
-lily belle authentic ticket

:)

My Bootie thus far:

-jungle cruise map -club 33 -Haunted mansion certificate -wheel house on mark twain certificate -lily belle authentic ticket

:)

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February 17, 2009
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February 6, 2009

Sing it, guido.

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January 24, 2009

I dont know why I find this so funny. For the original version, go here

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January 21, 2009
Smokestacks? Wrong.
Hidden Cameras.
(Above pirates. New Orleans Square. Royal Ave.)

Smokestacks? Wrong.

Hidden Cameras.

(Above pirates. New Orleans Square. Royal Ave.)

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Weird…

M’s post 11 hours ago:

A Good Match

  • Me: What is your favorite fruit?
  • Ryan: Pebble.
  • Me: Hmm. Mine is Ryan Seacrest

….
My post on twitter 1 hour ago without seeing M’s post:
“Ryan Secrist is hot. Psa.”

- however you spell his name, doesn’t matter. not coincidence. just life.
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Deciding Life Insurance Beneficiaries

Parent: “don’t worry, you won’t die!”

Me: “but what if I don’t want (this person) to have 50%?”

Parent: “Elizabeth, you’ll be dead.”

…talk about a circular discussion.

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FALCORRRRRR

FALCORRRRRR

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A Good Match

  • Me: What is your favorite fruit?
  • Ryan: Pebble.
  • Me: Hmm. Mine is Ryan Seacrest
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